Again with the things we say...

Top 10 things that have been said in my house over the past 24 hours:

10. Don’t put Teddy in the toilet plunger holder! That’s gross!
9. Okay! I’ll get the lizard out of the toilet. Just don’t pee yet.
8. You have to wear pants if you want to play in the fort.
7. Please don’t wear your brown velour dress today.
6. If the power doesn’t come back on, I guess I’ll just go sleep at work.
5. If you stay in your bed, I’ll give you Gummi Bears.
4. I didn’t hurt the lizard. It’s fine.
3. Why does your hair smell like throw-up?
2. How many glasses did you have?
1. No. I ate them all.